trouserweasel:

one time during Earth Week this was up in the school library and pretty much no one took it seriously

frickin:

i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

snorkeler:

some of my mutuals have really good jawlines and im jealous.

97chainz:

*sneaks outta bed at 1am to get some rice krispies hoping momma doesn’t hear me*

espeyonce:

ARLENE trouserweasel IS THE FUCKING BEST PERSON SHE ACTUALLY FOUND THE CARD AND MADE THE CARD AND ITS THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER
it’s going on my dorm wall this fall that is for sure ILY ARLENE

Verity: “point to the college items. uh…fucking none of them. oh wait, the books”

foodless:

'please dont be gay porn' i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public

infiniteocean:

My cat looks like a rotisserie chicken.

infiniteocean:

My cat looks like a rotisserie chicken.

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

coluring:

coluring:

i love holding hands with cute boys

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