LOOK AT THIS FISH, IT LOOKS LIKE A BASKETBALL

LOOK AT THIS FISH, IT LOOKS LIKE A BASKETBALL

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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I was eating Goldfish in Design class with some friends and one of them dropped one and it went into my shirt and I was like “eh I’m not gonna fish it out right now, you guys are all looking at me” not realizing the pun

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primadildo-girl replied to your post “I finished my homework and I don’t really have anything else to do and…”

you are a strong human bein I dont understand how you can do something like that I can’t even do the assigned homework let alone future assignments

haha I just know I won’t be as motivated to do them later on so I’m just gonna get them out of the way now

milfdud:

tbh honestly wtf the fuck 

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

I finished my homework and I don’t really have anything else to do and it’s not even 8 yet so I might just get ahead on as many nights of calc homework as I can so I don’t have to do them later on 

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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